One week ago that b*tch Irma spread her skirts,

took a squat, and sprayed destruction all over my state.

Since¬† Modah lives only “a block from the water” here in South Florida,

she wisely decided to evacuate and took shelter 

with generous friends, who managed to pack

eleven people,

three large dogs,

six (count ’em SIX!) cats,

and a hedgehog named Norbert,

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